Sorry for the extended absence, folks. Stupid real life thinks it can
dictate when we put these things out, and sadly it’s right. But we are
back and talking about the Wizard of the Month calendar on Jo’s
website. We also have a special birthday celebration, filks, Wrock,
and bloopers.

0:00:00-0:00:32 Intro
0:00:32-0:00:54 Soundtrack Teaser
0:00:54-0:08:33 Opening Chat (Jules & Patrick)
0:08:33-0:10:39 “Professor Patrick” (Katie)
0:10:39-0:11:16 Kreacher’s Potter Pans (Miranda)
0:11:16-0:14:45 “The Lightning Struck Tower” (Ministry of Magic)
0:14:45-1:04:11 Guru Chat – Wizard of the Month Calendar (Jules, Andi, Katie, Patrick & Hilde)
1:04:11-1:08:11 “We’re Already There” (Jules)
1:08:11-1:12:24 Sign Off (Jules & Patrick)
1:12:24-1:13:27 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
1:13:27-1:14:28 Bloopers (Jules, Andi, Katie, Patrick & Hilde)

The Gurus were a little extravagant with their holiday plans, so we’re
running a little late with this episode. Never fear though. We’re here
with a Guru Chat about Harry’s Christmas in Philosopher’s Stone, loads
of filks, and new Wrock from Jingle Spells 5! And for your special
Christmas gift, more bloopers. Happy Holidays!!!

0:00:00-0:00:32 Intro
0:00:32-0:00:54 Soundtrack Teaser
0:00:54-0:09:15 Opening Chat (Patrick, Jules, Andi & Hilde)
0:09:15-0:10:21 “Out of Bathilda” (Katie)
0:10:21-0:12:54 “Molly’s Carol” (The Veelas)
0:12:54-0:13:41 Flitwick Commercial (Patrick)
0:13:41-0:17:19 “The Gurus’ 12 Days of Christmas” (Hilde, Katie, Jules, Patrick & Rudi)
0:17:19-0:20:21 Dursleys’ Nightmare Before Christmas (Katie, Hilde, Patrick & Jules)
0:20:21-0:23:40 “Aged Lady” (Jules)
0:23:40-0:27:04 “Dawlish Got His Butt Kicked by My Grandma” (Patrick)
0:27:04-0:27:57 Hagrid’s Hogwarts Style Christmas Trees (Peter)
0:27:57-0:30:30 “Please Come Home for Christmas” (Jules)
0:30:30-1:28:04 Guru Chat – Christmas in Philosopher’s Stone (Patrick, Jules, Katie, Andi, Hilde & Rudi)
1:28:04-1:28:37 Dobby’s Christmas PSA (Hilde)
1:28:37-1:31:08 “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” (Jules & Patrick)
1:31:08-1:35:22 “Unsent” (Lav²)
1:35:22-1:38:52 “Have Yourself a Peevesie Little Christmas” (Katie)
1:38:52-1:42:03 Sign Off (Patrick, Jules, Andi & Hilde)
1:42:03-1:43:04 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
1:43:04-1:44:38 Bloopers (Patrick, Jules, Andi & Hilde)

The Gurus are squeeing again. This time it’s about the special
features on the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Blu-Ray. There was a lot of
excitement flowing in the GC studios as we tried to remember
everything we loved. (We didn’t.) We have a filk, Wrock, and the
return of bloopers. All is well.

0:00:00-0:00:32 Intro
0:00:32-0:00:54 Soundtrack Teaser
0:00:54-0:08:54 Opening Chat (Jules, Patrick & Andi)
0:08:54-0:11:48 “Potterwatch” (Catchlove)
0:11:48-0:12:12 Frosted Face Commercial (Patrick)
0:12:12-1:21:34 Guru Chat – DH2 DVD Special Features Squee (Katie, Andi, Jules, Hilde & Patrick)
1:21:34-1:25:38 “Hallelujah” (Katie)
1:25:38-1:26:55 Gilderoy Lockhart’s Horcrux Locating Kit (Jules)
1:26:55-1:29:49 Sign Off (Jules, Patrick & Andi)
1:29:49-1:30:51 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
1:30:51-1:31:33 Blooper (Katie, Andi, Jules, Hilde & Patrick)

There’s a strange hush around the GC studios today as the Gurus are in
shock due to a lack of bloopers. The boys are to blame. Our girls only
Guru Chat on regrets left us blooperless. Proof positive that it’s
Patrick’s fault (not that Rudi is blameless). Enjoy the Guru Chat and
the filks. We’ll try to make up for the lack of bloopers next time.

0:00:00-0:00:32 Intro
0:00:32-0:00:54 Soundtrack Teaser
0:00:54-0:03:30 Opening Chat (Andi, Jules & Patrick)
0:03:30-0:07:50 “How to Save a Life” (MJ)
0:07:50-0:08:59 Winky’s Whisky Commercial (Miranda)
0:08:59-1:25:35 Guru Chat – Regrets (Jules, Katie, Andi & Hilde)
1:25:35-1:29:34 “My Greatest Mistake” (Jules)
1:29:34-1:30:12 Madam Gluteus Commercial (Patrick)
1:30:12-1:32:11 Sign Off (Andi, Jules & Patrick)
1:32:11-1:32:54 Outro (Miranda & Jules)

Someone pass out the candy for our Halloween episode. We’re talking
about magical candy this time around. Did you know magical candy has
no calories. True story (that we just made up). We have Wrock, a filk,
and tons of bloopers. Enjoy the candy and the laughs. They’re all
calorie-free.

0:00:00-0:00:32 Intro
0:00:32-0:00:54 Soundtrack Teaser
0:00:54-0:04:31 Opening Chat (Jules, Andi & Patrick)
0:04:31-0:06:21 “Honeydukes” (Katie)
0:06:21-0:06:37 Chocolate Frog Cards (Katie)
0:06:37-0:57:12 Guru chat – Candy (Katie, Patrick, Rudi, Hilde, Andi & Jules)
0:57:12-0:58:57 “Halloween at Hogwarts” (Ginny and the Heartbreakers)
0:58:57-0:59:08 Cockroach Clusters (Katie)
0:59:08-1:02:27 Sign Off (Jules, Andi & Patrick)
1:02:27-1:03:31 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
1:03:31-1:07:38 Bloopers (Katie, Patrick, Rudi, Hilde, Andi & Jules)

We’re wrapping up our discussion about the extras on Jo’s website in
this episode. We also have the triumphant return of the News in
Review. Add in the filks, Wrock, and bloopers, and you have the
perfect recipe for laughs.

0:00:00-0:00:32 Intro
0:00:32-0:00:54 Soundtrack Teaser
0:00:54-0:07:29 Opening Chat (Jules, Patrick & Andi)
0:07:29-0:11:40 “Don’t Think Twice” (Patrick)
0:11:40-0:12:38 Deathday Planning Commercial (Miranda & Hilde)
0:12:38-0:50:40 News in Review (Katie, Jules & Andi)
0:50:40-0:52:33 “Goyle’s Pants” (Draco and the Malfoys)
0:52:33-0:53:08 Bella Kleenex Ad (Katie)
0:53:08-2:13:43 Guru Chat – Jo’s Website Pt. 2 (Jules, Andi, Katie, Patrick & Rudi)
2:13:43-2:21:04 “Cell Block Tango of Azkaban” (Miranda, Jules, Jamie, Hilde, Erna & Katie)
2:21:04-2:23:06 Sign Off (Jules, Patrick & Andi)
2:23:06-2:24:07 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
2:24:07-2:28:08 Bloopers (Jules, Andi, Katie, Patrick & Rudi)

We’re tackling an exciting website in this episode. It’s full of
information from Jo about the Wizarding World. No, it’s not
Pottermore. Spoilers, please. We’re discussing the extras on Jo’s
original website, jkrowling.com. We’ve got plenty to say as usual.
We’ve also got a filk and Wrock to entertain you too. And we just
wouldn’t be ourselves without bloopers.

0:00:00-0:00:32 Intro
0:00:32-0:00:54 Soundtrack Teaser
0:00:54-0:07:15 Opening Chat (Patrick, Jules & Andi)
0:07:15-0:11:19 “Sirius” (Katie)
0:11:19-0:11:53 Pepper Up Potion Commercial (Jules)
0:11:53-1:18:53 Guru Chat – Jo’s Website Extras Part 1 (Jules, Andi, Katie, Patrick, Hilde & Rudi)
1:18:53-1:22:59 “Catalyst for Love” (Ministry of Magic)
1:22:59-1:23:36 Madam Gluteus Commercial (Patrick)
1:23:36-1:25:15 Sign Off (Patrick, Jules & Andi)
1:25:15-1:26:17 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
1:26:16-1:27:30 Bloopers (Jules, Andi, Katie, Patrick, Hilde & Rudi)

This episode is a special one to celebrate our beloved Jules’ birthday!!! We’re talking about Strong Women this week in the guru chat. We have lots of fun with a hefty dose of cheddar on the side. And of course there is always wrock, filks and bloopers galore!!

0:00:00-0:00:32 Intro
0:00:32-0:00:54 Soundtrack Teaser
0:00:54-0:03:36 Opening Chat (Andi, Hilde, Katie, Miranda & Rudi)
0:03:36-0:07:27 “We Believe In Jules” (Andi, Hilde, Katie & Miranda)
0:07:27-0:08:08 Ginny’s Bat Bogey Hex Academy (Banana)
0:08:08-1:26:06 Guru Chat – Strong Women (Hilde, Jules, Katie & Rudi)
1:26:06-1:28:59 “Ginny is a Punk Rocker” (Whomping Willows)
1:28:59-1:30:15 Sign Off (Andi, Hilde, Katie, Miranda & Rudi)
1:30:15-1:32:45 Extra Bonus Complete With Cheddar (Andi, Katie, Miranda & Rudi)
1:32:45-1:33:14 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
1:33:14-1:34:33 Bloopers (Andi, Hilde, Katie, Miranda & Rudi)

It’s a birthday party around the GC studios as we celebrate the
birthday of our newest Guru, Andi. We also have a special treat sent
in by two of our listeners. Of course there’s a Guru chat and you
won’t be surprised to hear that it’s about Doppelgangers. What else
could you want? Oh yeah, we’ve filks, Wrock, and lots of bloopers too.

0:00:00-0:00:32 Intro
0:00:32-0:00:54 Soundtrack Teaser
0:00:54-0:05:45 Opening Chat (Jules, Katie & Andi)
0:05:45-0:07:44 “Fanfiction Writer” (Jules & Katie)
0:07:44-0:08:23 Ginny’s Bat Bogey Hex Academy (Banana)
0:08:23-0:13:30 Special Segment – Free the House Elves, Free the Animals (Nick Pendergrast & Katie Batty)
0:13:30-0:16:37 “Driving Me Crazy” (Hermione Crookshanks Experience)
0:16:37-0:17:09 Neville’s Disposable Cauldrons (Hilde)
0:17:09-1:30:32 Guru Chat – Doppelgangers Part 4 (Patrick, Jules, Andi & Katie)
1:30:32-1:34:03 “Super Streak” (Michael)
1:34:03-1:35:50 Sign Off (Jules, Katie & Andi)
1:35:50-1:36:52 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
1:36:52-1:42:43 Bloopers (Patrick, Jules, Andi & Katie)

The girl Gurus are back and in fine squeeing form as we talk about a
little known movie called Deathly Hallows Part 2. But that’s not the
only thing going on. We have a Guru chat about Punishments in the
series too. Don’t forget the Wrock, filks, and bloopers. All of this
can be yours for the low, low price of free.

0:00:00-0:00:32 – Intro
0:00:32-0:00:54 – Soundtrack Teaser
0:00:54-0:10:23 – Opening Chat (Jules & Andi)
0:10:23-0:14:40 – “Death Eater” (Jules)
0:14:40-0:15:15 – Bella Kleenex Ad (Katie)
0:15:15-1:52:30 – Deathly Hallows Part 2 Movie Squee (Katie, Jules, Miranda & Hilde)
1:52:30-1:57:22 – “Dumbledore’s Army” (Harry and the Potters)
1:57:22-1:57:57 – Amulets Against Dark Creatures Ad (Hilde)
1:57:57-2:45:23 – Guru Chat – Punishments (Jules, Katie & Hilde)
2:45:23-2:48:39 – “Toadthumping” (Hilde, Jules, Katie & Patrick)
2:48:39-2:52:00 – Sign Off (Jules & Andi)
2:52:00-2:53:01 – Outro (Miranda & Jules)
2:53:01-2:55:30 – Bloopers (Jules, Katie, Hilde & Miranda)