GalleryCast 81 – Lake, Big Lake

We’re back again and talking about the Lake, just further proof that
the Gurus can take anything and run with it. There’s a News in Review
and Katie gets her own SQUEEEEEE session. Don’t forget the Wrock and
the filks and the triumphant return of the bloopers.

0:00:00-0:00:28 Intro (Miranda & Jules)
0:00:28-0:01:19 Soundtrack Teaser
0:01:29-0:10:08 Opening Chat (Patrick & Jules)
0:10:08-0:14:37 Katie’s Oscar SQUEEEEEE (Katie)
0:14:37-0:17:20 “Goblet of Fire” (Patrick)
0:17:20-0:17:55 Fleur’s Sleekeazy’s Hair Potion Commercial (Jules)
0:17:55-0:54:24 News in Review (Katie, Jules & Patrick)
0:54:24-0:57:04 “It’s Dragons, It’s Mermaids” (The Mudbloods)
0:57:04-0:58:04 Cho Chang Deluxe Kleenex (Danae)
0:58:04-1:42:08 Guru Chat – The Lake (Patrick, Jules, Katie & Hilde)
1:42:08-1:45:41 “Is He Really Going Out With Her?” (Jules)
1:45:41-1:50:11 Sign Off (Patrick & Jules)
1:50:11-1:51:14 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
1:51:14-1:56:29 Bloopers (Katie, Jules, Patrick & Hilde)

GalleryCast 80 – Constant Vigilance

GalleryCast is back again with a show about the Dark Arts, defending
ourselves against them that is. The Guru Chat is on Defense Against
the Dark Arts and the filks and Wrock are DADA centered as well. What
isn’t dark is our Fan Interview with Andi, also known as hgfan11 who
joins us to talk about writing Harry/Ginny fanfiction. Remember,
Constant Vigilance!

0:00:00-0:00:28 Intro (Miranda & Jules)
0:00:28-0:01:19 Soundtrack Teaser
0:01:19-0:09:35 Opening Chat (Jules & Patrick)
0:09:35-0:12:52 “Toadthumping” (Katie, Patrick, Hilde, & Jules)
0:12:52-0:13:29 Madam Gluteus’ Soothing Salve (Patrick)
0:13:29-0:49:03 Fan Interview (Jules & Andi)
0:49:03-0:53:39 “We Are the DA” (Oliver Boyd & the Remembralls)
0:53:39-0:54:38 Protean Galleon Commercial (Jules)
0:54:38-1:54:39 Guru Chat – Defense Against the Dark Arts (Jules, Patrick, Katie & Hilde)
1:54:39-1:58:39 “My Greatest Mistake” (Jules)
1:58:39-2:01:57 Sign Off (Jules & Patrick)
2:01:57-2:02:39 Outro (Miranda & Jules)

GalleryCast 79 – Perfectly Normal, Thank You Very Much

We’re talking about the Dursleys this episode, so none of that magical
foolishness is allowed. We’ve also got the News in Review, filks, and
a surprise along the way. Sit back and enjoy.

0:00:00-0:00:28 Intro (Miranda & Jules)
0:00:28-0:01:19 Soundtrack Teaser
0:01:19-0:07:22 Opening Chat (Patrick & Jules)
0:07:22-0:09:24 Ultra Secret Pat Chat (Jules, Katie & Hilde)
0:09:24-0:13:06 “Will He Survive?” (Katie)
0:13:06-0:15:48 “Talking Harry Together” (Patrick)
0:15:48-0:16:26 Kreacher’s Potter Pans (Miranda)
0:16:26-0:43:34 News in Review (Katie, Jules & Patrick)
0:43:34-0:47:04 “Close Your Hearts” (Hilde & Katie)
0:47:04-0:47:56 Mrs. Skowers Ad (Jamie)
0:47:56-2:08:54 Guru Chat -The Dursleys (Katie, Jules, Patrick & Hilde)
2:08:54-2:12:14 “Right Side of Your Life” (Katie)
2:12:14-2:14:23 Sign Off (Patrick & Jules)
2:14:23-2:15:27 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
2:15:27-2:19:54 Bloopers (Katie, Patrick, Jules & Hilde)

GalleryCast 78 – Merry Merry!

Happy Holidays to all from the folks at GalleryCast!

0:00:00 – 0:00:28 Intro (Miranda & Jules)
0:00:28 – 0:01:19 Soundtrack Teaser
0:01:19 – 0:08:03 Opening Chat (Jules & Patrick)
0:08:03 – 0:09:43 “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Hogwarts” (Jules)
0:09:43 – 0:10:32 Flitwick’s Christmas Cheering Charms (Patrick)
0:10:32 – 0:12:51 “Mundungus the Red-Nosed Drunkard” (Katie)
0:12:51 – 0:15:51 “O Holey Night” (Ministry of Magic)
0:15:51 – 0:18:51 Night Before Christmas (Jules, Katie, Patrick & Hilde)
0:18:51 – 0:23:06 “Nargles in the Mistletoe” (The Moaning Myrtles)
0:23:06 – 0:23:39 Dobby’s PSA (Hilde)
0:23:39 – 0:25:20 “Godric’s Hollow” (Patrick)
0:25:20 – 0:28:37 “Aged Lady” (Jules)
0:28:37 – 0:56:10 Guru Chat – Godrics Hollow (Jules, Katie, Patrick & Hilde)
0:56:10 – 0:59:34 “Dawlish Got His Butt Kicked by My Grandma” (Patrick)
0:59:34 – 1:01:17 “Dark Lord is Coming to Town” (Hilde)
1:01:17 – 1:04:28 Luna’s Xmas PSA (Jamie)
1:04:28 – 1:07:43 “I’ve been A Very Naughty Girl This Year” (Swish and Flick)
1:07:43 – 1:10:17 Closing Chat (Jules & Patrick)
1:10:17 – 1:10:44 Outro
1:10:44 – 1:14:24 Blooper (Jules, Katie, Patrick & Hilde)

GalleryCast 77 – There Goes the Neighborhood

It’s all Malfoys this time. And even when it’s not the Malfoys, it’s
the Blacks. We couldn’t seem to break away. Our friends from L&S drop
in and chat about the Black sisters while the Gurus take pot shots at,
er, discuss the Malfoy family. As usual, there’s lots of fun, filks,
Wrock, and laughter.

0:00:00-0:00:28 Intro (Miranda & Jules)
0:00:28-0:01:19 Soundtrack Teaser
0:01:19-0:21:23 Opening Chat (Patrick, Jules & Katie)
0:21:23-0:23:58 “Class” (Hilde & Katie)
0:23:58-0:24:32 Narcissa PSA (Jules)
0:24:32-0:48:32 Lily & Stag Chat – The Black Sisters (Hilde, Justi & Tina)
0:48:32-0:51:31 “Bad Case of the Voldies” (The Whomping Willows)
0:51:31-0:52:39 Voldemrot Commercial (Katie)
0:52:30-1:52:09 Guru Chat – The Malfoys (Patrick, Jules, Katie & Hilde)
1:52:09-1:54:50 “Draco Is Up to No Good” (Patrick)
1:54:50-1:58:02 Sign Off (Patrick, Jules & Katie)
1:58:02-1:59:06 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
1:59:06-2:00:49 Bloopers (Patrick, Jules & Katie)

Special thanks to our friend Makani for the use of her fantastic artwork

GalleryCast 76 – Confessions of GalleryCast

We’re back at it again. This episode brings you the second half of the
Weasley Siblings Guru Chat and the return of a bygone segment (with a
different host). That segment return is the Fan Interview where
Patrick interviews Dean O’Carroll, author of “Sally Cotter and the
Censored Stone.” Of course we have filks, rock, and bloopers galore.

0:00:00-0:00:28 Intro (Miranda & Jules)
0:00:28-0:01:19 Soundtrack Teaser
0:01:19-0:25:53 Opening Chat (Jules, Patrick & Katie)
0:25:53-0:28:29 “Maybe” (Jules)
0:28:29-0:28:56 Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches (Miranda)
0:28:56-0:57:34 Fan Interview (Patrick & Dean O’Carroll)
0:57:34-1:01:17 “The Burrow” (The Nifflers)
1:01:17-1:01:59 Molly’s Marvelously Magical Muffin Mix (Jules)
1:01:59-1:38:21 Guru Chat – Weasley Siblings (Jules, Katie & Patrick)
1:38:21-1:40:00 “Look at Me, I’m Ron Weasley” (Miranda)
1:40:00-1:41:16 Sign Off (Jules, Patrick & Katie)
1:41:16-1:44:46 Bloopers (Jules, Patrick & Katie)

Special thanks to the amazingly talented lberghol for the use of her wonderful artwork.

GalleryCast 75 – We Heart the Weasleys

We show our Weasley love on this episode. The Guru chat is just the
first half of our discussion on the Weasley siblings. It’s a News in
Review episode, so count on squees. And what GalleryCast would be
complete with filks, Wrock, and bloopers?

0:00:00-0:00:28 Intro (Miranda & Jules)
0:00:28-0:01:19 Soundtrack Teaser
0:01:19-0:05:48 Opening Chat (Patrick & Jules)
0:05:48-0:08:32 “If You Wanna Read HBP” (Hilde, Julie, Katie & Twiddler)
0:08:32-0:09:32 HBP Reading Group Commercial (Patrick & Jules)
0:09:32-0:48:31 News in Review (Katie, Jules & Patrick)
0:48:31-0:52:35 “Mollywobbles” (Roonil Wazlib)
0:52:35-0:53:15 Ginny’s Bat Bogey Hex Academy (Banana)
0:53:15-1:35:23 Guru Chat – Weasley Siblings Part 1 (Jules, Patrick & Katie)
1:35:23-1:38:51 “I Got You Weasley” (Michael & Cheryl)
1:38:51-1:40:44 Sign Off (Patrick & Jules)
1:40:44-1:41:48 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
1:41:48-1:44:37 Bloopers (Katie, Jules & Patrick)

We want to give our special thanks to marta for the use of her beautiful artwork.

GalleryCast 74 – The Podcast That Must Not Be Named

The Death Eaters are large and in charge this time. They’ve taken over
the podcast to let everyone know their side of key events in the
series. They also brought in a bunch of filks to let us know how truly
evil they are. Let’s hope they didn’t torture the Gurus too much.

0:00:00-0:00:28 Intro (Jules & Miranda)
0:00:28-0:01:19 Soundtrack Teaser
0:01:19-0:01:56 Intro (Jules & Katie)
0:01:56-0:05:43 Bella’s News (Katie)
0:05:43-0:09:40 “I’m a Death Eater (I’m a Lumberjack)” (Katie, Hilde, Patrick & Jules)
0:09:43-0:11:52 “What a Wonderful World” (Patrick)
0:11:52-0:12:37 “Spinner’s End” Snippet
0:12:37-0:13:06 Bella’s Reaction to Spinner’s End (Katie)
0:13:06-0:16:06 “DE Peep Song” (Hilde)
0:16:06-0:16:31 Frosted Face Commercial (Patrick)
0:16:31-0:20:17 “Lucius” (Jules)
0:20:17-0:24:00 “The Dark Mark” Snippet
0:24:00-0:25:13 Death Eater Reaction to the Dark Mark (Katie, Jules & Hilde)
0:25:13-0:27:32 “There Are Worse Things I Could Do” (Jules)
0:27:32-0:30:30 “I’m a Death Eater (Nightmare Before Christmas)” (Katie, Hilde, Erna, Kimmy, Jules & Patrick)
0:30:30-0:34:17 “Malfoy Manor” Snippet
0:34:17-0:34:33 Fenrir Talks About Malfoy Manor (Patrick)
0:34:33-0:38:11 “Poor Lucius” (Patrick)
0:38:11-0:38:46 Bella’s Kleenex Advert (Katie)
0:38:46-0:46:07 “Cell Block Tango of Azkaban” (Miranda, Jules, Jamie, Erna, Hilde, Katie & Chris)
0:46:07-0:47:21 “Beyond the Veil” Snippet
0:47:21-0:47:24 Bella Reacts to Sirius’ Death (Katie)
0:47:24-0:51:40 “Death Eater” (Jules; Backing Vocals: Katie & Hilde)
0:51:40-0:53:59 “Whatever Voldy Wants” (Jamie)
0:53:59-0:55:39 Lord Voldemort Hotline (Hilde)
0:55:39-0:55:50 Death Eater Burrow Attack Discussion (Patrick, Jules & Hilde)
0:55:50-0:58:54 “DE Mash” (Miranda)
0:58:54-1:02:50 “Lord Voldemort” (Hilde)
1:02:50-1:05:01 “Voldemort (Is Known As the Dark Lord)” (Patrick)
1:05:01-1:05:10 Sign Off (Katie & Patrick)
1:05:10-1:05:36 Outro (Jules & Patrick)
1:05:36-1:07:45 Bloopers (Jules, Katie, Hilde & Patrick)

All audiobook snippets are from the British editions read by Stephen Fry.
Special thanks to our friend Makani for this episode’s fantastic artwork.

GC73 – When Gurus Don’t Know What to Talk About

We’re just making it up as we go along this time. We have a Guru Chat
that’s right off the top of our heads. The Lily & Staggers have their
act together though and are talking about Harry and Dumbledore in
OotP. Don’t worry, we’ve still got our filks, Wrock, fun, and bloopers
too.

0:00:00-0:00:28 Intro (Miranda & Jules)
0:00:28-0:01:19 Soundtrack Teaser
0:01:19-0:09:31 Welcome Chat (Patrick & Jules)
0:09:31-0:13:01 “Super Streak” (Michael)
0:13:01-0:13:37 Neville’s Easy Harvest (Erna)
0:13:37-0:39:14 Lily & Stag Chat – Harry & Dumbledore in OotP (Justi, Hilde & Tina)
0:39:14-0:42:25 “There’s a Face (On the Back of My Head) (Alas! Earwax)
0:42:25-0:43:22 Death Day Planning Commercial (Miranda & Hilde)
0:43:22-1:58:53 Guru Chat – Yin Yang (Patrick, Katie & Jules)
1:58:53-2:02:03 “Sirius” (Katie)
2:02:03-2:07:26 Sign Off (Patrick & Jules)
2:07:26-2:08:30 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
2:08:30-2:10:37 Bloopers (Patrick, Jules & Katie)

GalleryCast 72 – Did You Miss Us?

We’re sorry for the delay folks, but Real Life decided to take over
this time. Never fear though, the Gurus just couldn’t be kept down. We
have lots of news to discuss and plenty of opinions in the Guru chat.
We’ve got all the fun, all the music, and all the laughs.

0:00:00-0:00:28 Intro (Miranda & Jules)
0:00:28-0:01:19 Soundtrack Teaser
0:01:19-0:12:51 Intro (Jules & Patrick)
0:12:51-0:16:03 “Dark Dark Mark” (Patrick)
0:16:03-0:16:37 Pepper Up Potion (Jules)
0:16:37-1:19:32 News in Review (Katie, Patrick & Jules)
1:19:32-1:23:40 “Ron I’m Telling You” (Catchlove)
1:23:40-1:25:09 Moaning Myrtle FLUSH Commercial (Erna)
1:25:09-2:18:30 Guru Chat – Magical Schools (Patrick, Jules & Katie)
2:18:30-2:21:37 “Pretty Fly (for a Bad Guy)” (Jules)
2:21:37-2:24:55 Sign Off (Jules & Patrick)
2:24:55-2:25:59 Outro (Miranda & Jules)
2:25:59-2:27:49 Bloopers (Jules, Katie & Patrick)